Fuck No Fruit Sticker Patch

Fuck No Fruit Sticker Patch


My friend Larry told me once about his absolute hatred for fruit fondlers-- you know, the people who would come into grocery stores and fondle fruit before deciding which ones to buy.

I used to think Larry was a bit cuckoo, but have recently come to the realization that I can completely understand Larry’s strong feelings of disdain towards these fruit molesters. We hate people fondlers just as much as Larry hates fruit fondlers

For when you feel like a fruit that does not like to be fondled. Patches are backed with a double sided adhesive, which makes it easy to iron onto your favorite denim jacket or backpack.

-3”H x 4”W

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